Church Mouse Update 21st April 2024

Webmaster • April 20, 2024

The musings of one of God’s smallest creatures on events in and around the Parish over the past seven days . . . .


Things slightly ‘hotting-up’ around The Presbytery this week as people and organisations come back online after the Easter festivities . . . . . .


Monday Fr D set about reading up on the ‘charging instructions’ for the new car. The first time he attempted charging (in the dark one evening) he couldn’t work out why the socket in the wall box wouldn’t let him plug in? When all else fails of course we tend to read the instructions which stated that the wall socket need to be ‘plugged’ first and then the car! So he spent some time ‘reading up’ in detail on the charging instructions. He is still chasing the electricity supplier to switch to the tariff that gives electric car charging lower prices between 23.30 and 05.30, which will make the whole change over even more economic.


After Morning Prayer, Mass, and Exposition on Tuesday Fr D had a telephone call consultation from the Dr’s Surgery which told him that diabetes, cholesterol, and blood pressure readings had all been reduced by the medication they have put him on! (He wanted to know when he could stop all the tablets, of course!) at 12.30 Fr D was celebrating a funeral in the Crematorium chapel before a burial in the attached cemetery. In the late afternoon he began the bones of the newsletter for this weekend.


Wednesday, after Morning Prayer and Mass, Fr D (with Sarah) was chasing up our previous electricity company once more - trying to get the full and final bill (from last December). Fr D is convinced that the company don’t actually know how to do this and has now threatened (having already raised the matter to a complaint) to refer the situation to the energy Ombudsman!


When he went down to the diocesan offices, after Morning Prayer & Mass on Thursday, Fr D continued working several of his cases and started looking at how cases ready for judgement could be sent to judges electronically in a secure and coded manner as the normal postal service is breaking down in some areas (and has become extremely expensive). When he got back home in the evening he put his new ‘charging skills’ to good use before meeting with a family who are preparing to have their child baptised in May.


Friday, after Morning Prayer and Mass Fr D completed the newsletter for the weekend as well as the Prayers of Intercession and Notices so that he had everything he needed for the weekend . . . . . . .

By Webmaster • October 30, 2026
The Church is composed of all the faithful, living upon the earth, and those who have gone before us. The latter includes the saints in heaven and those faithful souls who are being purified in Purgatory. Just as on 1st November we honour those who are with God, on 2nd November Catholics celebrate the Commemoration of All the Faithful Departed, also known as All Saints Day On this day we honour them for their fidelity in life, as well as pray for them since they are being purified before entering into the Presence of God. As Revelation 21:27 says of the Heavenly Jerusalem, “… nothing unclean shall enter in.” Next Sunday we will be celebrating the ‘Blessing of Graves’ for our loved ones who are interred in Cobham Cemetery.
By Webmaster • October 30, 2026
The musings of one of God’s smallest creatures on events in and around the Parish over the past seven days . . . . Due to the winds that were expected last Saturday evening Fr D was encouraged to take an earlier plane home. The landing at Gatwick was certainly a little more bumpy than usual and he was back in the house around 18.45, and emptying his clothes out of the boxes on wheels and into the two white boxes in the utility room . . . . . Before he went off on holiday Fr D had arranged with the doctor to have three inoculations on Monday morning, in the event when he arrived they only wanted to allow two so he’s still got another to have at some point in the next couple of months! Whilst there they wanted to take yet another bottle of blood (to check that a recent different tablet was not affecting his kidneys) as well! By the time he left he was feeling a bit like a pin cushion. He was due to be having some eye tests at Epsom hospital in the afternoon but whilst he was out at the doctors a message was left on the answerphone to say that that had been cancelled until 2 nd December! By this point he’s had quite enough of medics for a while at least. After Morning Prayers, Mass, and Exposition on Tuesday Fr D had a telephone appointment with the diabetic nurse - this fortunately was over very quickly and he doesn’t have another for six months. In the afternoon he began working on a solution to the programme that he uses for the newsletter each week now having been discontinued by Microsoft. He had already invested in a ‘stand alone’ version which is separate from 365 and will work for our needs. This he loaded to his computer and began work on this week’s newsletter happily. After Morning Prayer and Mass on Wednesday Fr D continued work on the newsletter until lunchtime when he was meeting Fr Ruslan at one of Cobham’s hostelry's because their normal lunch venue in Esher was having a makeover. Very nice venue but a bit noisy because of it’s low ceilings. Fr Ruslan was able to give Fr D a first hand account of the new bishop’s ordination (he did not attempt to tune in to it whilst he was on holiday!). Fr D did not go down to the Diocesan Offices this week because it was half term and his secretary down in Crawley was on ‘granny duty.’ He did, however, write a rather acerbic email to the finance department asking what as happening about our two projects that he put in the forms for at the beginning of August? He had negotiated a £1,000 discount from one contractor and the other contractor is now going to have difficulties in getting the other project ready for Christmas! . . . .
By Webmaster • October 26, 2026
The musings of one of God’s smallest creatures on events in and around the Parish over the past seven days . . . . After his holiday away Fr D has now returned back to us, we thank Canon Tony for ‘stepping into the breach’ and looking after us over the past few weeks . . . . Fr D actually arrived home about 21.30 on Saturday evening. First thing he did, of course, was to make himself a pot of tea (which spread to two pots of tea pretty quickly). He opened the ‘box on wheels’ and sorted the contents into four piles: ‘dark,’ ‘coloured,’ ‘ w h i t e , ’ a n d ‘ u n u s e d , ’ before taking one pile upstairs again and then taking the other three into the utility room and playing with the big white boxes! Afterwards he had a sandwich and sorted out the various bits of mail that had gathered whilst he was away ready to look at on Tuesday morning. Then he took himself off to bed, having had a long day travelling. Fr D says that he had a really lovely time whilst away in Crete, it is one of his favourite Greek islands (he likes holidays on the Greek islands, so long as the island has it’s own airport - he has no intention of getting on a Greek ferry!). He finds the island people very welcoming and always delighted that he has a little Greek to show willing when he talks to them - his restaurant speaking is quite passable (certainly to the extent that he manages to get what he wants!). Whilst away he stays in a villa with his friends and they always have one with its own pool. Typically he spends the morning saying his prayers (along with a pot of tea) before the first swim of the day, any shopping required then gets done to include the fresh-baked bread that will be the base of lunch (cheese, tomatoes, olive paste, hummus, kataifi cake). In the afternoon there is either more time around the pool (Fr D hiding from the sun and reading under a shade) or a trip out to visit/see something. Eventually another swim and then getting ready to go out for the evening meal. Fr D has got quite fond of Greek island food (except for fish) which he has discovered bears little resemblance to what Greek restaurants here in the UK serve up!  There are not all that many Catholic churches on the islands compared with Greek Orthodox churches on nearly every street corner and square. However the group manage to get to Mass, usually on Saturday evening before continuing on to a restaurant. Fr D finds that being in the congregation is a sobering experience, particularly when the Mass is celebrated in Greek (or sometimes in very exotic English!). There is always an interesting selection of ‘ex-pats at Mass, but Fr D does not ever tell them that he is a priest!
By Webmaster • October 25, 2026
NEXT INFANT BAPTISM PROGRAMME - Our next preparation programme for the Baptism of Infants will be taking place very soon: Session A 19.30 05.11.26; Rite of Welcome (normal Mass you attend) 7/8.11.26; Session B 19.30 12.11.26; Session C 19.30 19.11.26 the completed programme will lead to the celebration of Baptism on Sunday 22.11.26, 12.15 Parents who are looking to join this course need to collect an application form from the Parish Office and get it returned to be registered on the course well before it begins. The next course of preparation is: Session A 19.30 07.01.27; Rite of Welcome (normal Mass you attend) 9/10.01.27; Session B 19.30 21.01.27; Session C 19.30 04.02.27
By Webmaster • October 25, 2026
PARISH CHRISTMAS BAZAAR 2026, SAVE THE DATE - Will be taking place on Saturday 5 th December i n the Sacred Heart Parish Centre between 10.00 and 13.00. All of our favourite stalls will be present as usual: Books, Glass & China, Cakes & Biscuits, Gifts & Fancy Goods, Jewellery, Toys & Puzzles, Bottle Tombola, Crafts & Handmade, Children’s ’Pick a Stix,’ Grand Draw - along with Repository Goods and Refreshments. If you have missed the distribution of Grand Draw Tickets on previous weekends please collect yours as you leave Mass this weekend; we would like ALL households to take FOUR books of tickets to try and sell to friends, family and work colleagues (more will be available should you sell out)!
By Anthony Evans • October 25, 2026
Traditionally the month of November is dedicated to the Holy Souls in purgatory. The Church commemorates all her faithful children who have departed this life, but have not yet attained the joys of heaven. St Paul warns us that we must not be ignorant concerning the dead, nor sorrowful, “even as others who have no hope . . . . for the Lord himself shall come down from heaven . . . . and the dead who are in Christ shall rise.” The Church has always taught us to pray for those who have gone into eternity. Even in the Old Testament prayers and alms were offered for the souls of the dead by those who thought “well and religiously concerning the resurrection.” It was believed that “they who had fallen asleep with godliness had great grace laid up for them” and that “it is therefore a holy and wholesome thought to pray for the dead, that they may be loosed from sins.” We know that a defiled soul cannot enter into heaven.
By Webmaster • October 25, 2026
Our annual Blessing of Graves will take place on Sunday 8th November  at 16.00 (Cobham Cemetery) and will be followed by tea and scones in the Parish Centre. Please put the date in your diaries now.
By Webmaster • October 25, 2026
As usual Parishioners are invited to complete a ‘Dead List’ (available in the narthex) for any family or friends who have died since last November. These will then be added to our Parish Book of t h e Dead which will be placed on the sanctuary throughout November. It is customary for these lists to be accompanied by a Mass Intention for the ‘Holy Souls’ (the diocese has stipulated that the donation for a Holy Souls Mass is £10). Each weekend during November one of our Masses will be celebrated for the Holy Souls.
By Webmaster • October 16, 2026
One of the Forty Martyrs of Philip languished in the England and Wales. Philip Tower until his death at the was the earl of Arundel and age of thirty eight. Surrey and, although a Beatified in 1929, he was Catholic, led a religiously included among the English apathetic life until his martyrs canonized in 1970 personal conversion, after by Pope Paul VI. which he was a zealous St Philip is the Patron of Catholic in the midst of the Diocese of Arundel & Elizabethan England. Arrested by authorities, he was placed in the Tower of London in 1585 a n d condemned to death in 1589. The sentence was never carried out, and Brighton.
By Webmaster • October 16, 2026
The musings of one of God’s smallest creatures on events in and around the Parish over the past seven days . . . .  Second week into his holiday now, and I hope that he is beginning to feel the benefit of no phone calls, no doorbells, no questions . . . . . .