Church Mouse Update 1st June 2025
The musings of one of God’s smallest creatures on events in and around the Parish over the past seven days . . . .
Not quite such a busy week around The Presbytery this time as the schools are all on their half term breaks. They begin again on Monday with the older students all facing exams - please pray for them at this decisive time in their school lives . . . . .
On Saturday morning Fr D was down at Arundel Cathedral with some of our teenage parishioners to celebrate their Confirmation with Bishop Richard. Our Parish was part of the first celebration for the Epsom Deanery, another scheduled for the afternoon. Fr D was particularly pleased when Bishop Richard remarked to him afterwards that he could tell the youngsters from Cobham as they all spoke up when he was confirming them.
Monday Fr D decided to have a long leisurely breakfast. Towards the end of it he could hear some strange banging sounds which seemed to emanate from the corner of the kitchen. Not being able to locate a cause and with the strange sounds still occurring he went and opened the front door to find a workman ‘capping off’ the two pipes into the gas meter. This was the final stage of requirements before the gas company come and remove the meter entirely. The complete removal of the meter has been necessitated because the new diocesan supplier had started to make a standing charge since last October (after no charges for three years) which was only discovered when a bill arrived. Having spoken about the unreasonableness of such a charge when no gas was being used (indeed Fr D turned the whole thing off three years ago) Fr D said that we’d have the meter removed! They then informed us that this could cost up to £10,000! Fr D said that he wanted a quotation for removal (which turned out to be just under £300); the quotation proved to be far less than they thought (trying to get us to back off!). Fr D said to go ahead, they wanted payment before, then said that we had to disconnect and purge the pipes (more delay tactics!). Finally with the disconnection, purging, and capping of the pipes, they have run out of excuses and now need to come and do the work we requested over two months ago (subject to any more ridiculous excuses and delays). This now means that at the Presbytery there is no more gas supply (or meter) and no more standing charges - we should not expect any more dealings with the gas company nor any more invoices, finally . . . .




